How to Get Backstreet Boy Hair

As all of you probably know, I use an obscene amount of hair gel. An entire extended family in a third world country could live the rest of their lives in luxury with the money that I spend on hair gel.

Some of you may not remember how ridiculous my hair looks, so here's a picture of me at a wedding a few years ago:


Here's another picture of my hair after Heimlich and I completed a crazy hike up a mountain in Hawaii a few years ago:


Anyway, hopefully, you get the idea.

I recently learned that a bunch of my friends tried to figure out how I get my hair to look like that (even with ludicrous quantities of hair gel), but couldn't replicate the look with their own hair.

So, we had a bunch of people over and I proceeded to give them all that I had learned in all of my years of trial and error with gel. It was hilarious. You first have to get your hair soaking wet. Then you run the most massive quantity of hair gel through it that you can imagine. And then you blow dry it..

Here is a picture of some of my friends trying my technique out:


Now everyone understands why I always show up to events with damp spots all over my shirts.