Ohio Primary Day

Today is the Ohio primary, so if you are an Ohio-an make sure you get out and vote today.

I am one of those people who think that both major political parties have their heads completely up their asses (as they almost always do). I am therefore registered as an independent and will be an issue-voter today (meaning that I won't actually be voting for any of the many elderly, out-of-touch morons that are currently trying to become the most beholden to special interests, and thereby become that party's nominee for the President of the United States).

So, I will be waiting for an hour or more in line today, just so that I can spend 5 seconds voting for the one issue that is actually on the ballot in my city.

All of you annoying, self-righteous assholes who will be standing outside of the polling locations, holding signs, and trying to convince me why your candidate's attention to special interests are more superior to any others can go shove it right up your asses. Just because I am exercising my right to participate in the democratic process doesn't mean that I have to listen to any of your crap.

To the rest of you, make sure you get out and vote!